Kulu crunchers

From QUiKDiNG

first developed as a form of padding for vision armor, the makers at kulu forge realised they could manage to digest it. although it has a foul taste it will fill you up for a long time, and became a popular form of sustenance for tight wad warriors. on the one hundred year anniversary of the first day they made kulu crunchers, they changed the name of their forge to kulu bakery. as a reference to this the owners affectionalty refer to each other as Crispertino much to the disgust and annoyance of their customers